1/8 - HP5000 January - Free Comedy Show! Free Drinks! RSVP!

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Friday, January 8, 2016
Brit Pack
34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor
New York, NY 10013

FACEBOOK EVENT

Fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser present HP5000 - Free Drinks & Comedy at Brit Pack Theater. 

SUBHAH AGARWAL (Comedy Central)!
TIM DUFFY (Comedy Central)!
DREW MICHAEL (Just for Laughs)!
ALISON LEIBY (Comedy Central)!
JUSTIN FLANAGAN (Flanagan)!
& AYANNA DOOKIE (Laughs)!

It all goes down at BRIT PACK THEATER, in our new location - 34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor! 

If you want to attend, you MUST RSVP. Email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE Friday January 8th at 8pm.

This month's password is: POOL PARTY.

The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN!

DOORS AT 10:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D!!

Enjoy the show,
Terresa =)

9/11 - HP5000 - Free Comedy Show with Free Drinks! RSVP!

Yo! Our big show - HP5000 - is this Friday at Brit Pack! Free drinks + an incredible line up (and some special guests). RSVP today - this one fills up FAST. 

More info (and details on how to RSVP) below:

Friday, September 11, 2015

BRIT PACK THEATER

34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor

New York, NY

FACEBOOK EVENT

Fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser present HP5000 - Free Drinks & Comedy at Brit Pack Theater. 

Plus Free comedy, videos and more!

SETH HERZOG (Comedy Central)
TONE BELL (NBC)
BRETT DAVIS (The Special without Brett Davis)
JAQI FURBACK (Brooklyn Comedy Festival)
NATE FERNALD (The Pete Holes Show)
MIKE POMRANZ (Tosh.0)
& more!

It all goes down at BRIT PACK THEATER, in our new location - 34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor!

If you want to attend, you MUST RSVP via email. 

Email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE FRIDAY September 11th at 9pm.

This month's password is: DOG WEDDING

The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN!

DOORS AT 8:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D!!

Enjoy the show,

Terresa =)

8/14 - HP5000 - Free Drinks & Free Comedy! New Location!

Yooo!

This Friday is HP5000! And guess what folks - we're debuting our brand new space, BRIT PACK 3.0 - 

34 Pell Street, NY, NY 10013 - 2nd FLOOR

On the corner of Pell & Mott, in the heart of Chinatown (and just a few blocks south of the old Brit Pack). 

We've already got some RSVPs for the show and space is limited, so if you'd like to attend the show, follow the instructions below and email us today! Info below and hopefully see you Friday//

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Fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser present HP5000 - Free Drinks & Comedy at Brit Pack Theater. 

Plus Free comedy, videos and more!

This month's show features:
RELL BATTLE!
KATIE HANNIGAN!
AARON GLASER!
NAT TOWSEN!
& MORE!

It all goes down at BRIT PACK THEATER, in our new location - 34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor! 

If you want to attend, you MUST RSVP VIA EMAIL. Email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE FRIDAY August 14th at 9pm.

This month's password is: FALSE FLAG

The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN!

DOORS AT 8:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D!!

FACEBOOK EVENT:

http://on.fb.me/1HP2dal

Have fun,
Terresa =)

7/10 - HP5000 - July - Free Drinks & Comedy! RSVP!

FACEBOOK EVENT

Friday, July 10, 2015 at 9PM
BRIT PACK THEATER 
153 LAFAYETTE ST 3RD FLOOR.
New York, NY

Fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser present HP5000 - Free Drinks & Comedy at Brit Pack Theater. 

Plus Free comedy, videos and more!

This month's show features:
SAURIN CHOKSI! (Fuse)
JASON SAENZ! (Gotham Comedy Live)
DREW MICHAEL! (Just For Laughs)
ANDREW COLLIN! (Brooklyn Comedy Festival)
KHALID RAHMAAN!
& more! 

Plus it's Hoff's Birthday! and guest host JIMMY LECHASE!

It all goes down at BRIT PACK THEATER - 153 LAFAYETTE ST 3RD FLOOR.

If you want to attend, you MUST RSVP. Email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE FRIDAY July 10th at 8pm.

This month's password is: DUM DUM DUM

The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN!

DOORS AT 8:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D!!

Happy birthday Hoff!

Enjoy,
Terresa =)

6/26 - Hoff's Horrorfest Presents: FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3–in 3D!

Friday, June 26, 2015 at 9:30PM

Brit Pack 153 Lafayette St, 3rd Floor New York, NY 10013

FACEBOOK EVENT!

On Friday, June 26th, I'm hosting this month's installment of my free stand-up/horror movie screening show Hoff's Horrorfest! There'll be stand-up from me and guest comic Tim Duffy (Midevenings with Jay Miller, Amazingtown) followed by the 1982 slasher sequel FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3, which I'll be presenting in its original 3D! (3D glasses will be provided at the venue!)

It all goes down at 9:30pm, Friday, June 26th, at Brit Pack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan). For the full event page (including some of my long-winded thoughts on why the Friday the 13th movies are important to me), go to

http://hoffmatthews.com/2015/06/04/hoffs-horrorfest-presents-friday-the-13th-part-3-in-3d/.

The show is free and BYOB. Be there and be SCAREDDD and also amused!

-Hoff Matthews

Enjoy the show,
Terresa =)

3/27 - Hoff's Horrorfest Presents: POLTERGEIST! RSVP!

Friday, March 27, 2015
9:30PM
Brit Pack
153 Lafayette Street, 3rd Floor
New York, NY

Facebook Event


On Friday, March 27th, I'm hosting this month's installment of my free stand-up/horror movie screening show Hoff's Horrorfest! There'll be stand-up from me and guest comic Myka Fox (Someecards; contributor, SNL Weekend Update) followed by the 1982 haunted house extravaganza POLTERGEIST (which I wrote a bit about on my blog athttp://hoffmatthews.com/2015/03/23/hoffs-horrorfest-presents-poltergeist/

 

).

It all goes down at 9:30pm, Friday, March 27th, at Britpack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan). The show is free and BYOB; RSVP to hoffmatthews@gmail.com to guarantee admission. Be there and be SCAREDDD and also amused!

--Hoff Matthews

Have fun,
Terresa =)

1/9 - HP5000 January - Free Drinks & Comedy - RSVP!

FACEBOOK EVENT!

Friday, January 9, 2015 at 9PM

Brit Pack
153 LAFAYETTE ST 3RD FLOOR.
New York, NY

RSVP BELOW


Fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser present HP5000 - Free Drinks & Comedy at Brit Pack Theater. Kicking off our 3rd year of the show with our guests: APARNA NANCHERLA - Conan! - EDDIE BRAWLEY - Vice Magazine - ROJO PEREZ - Bridgetown Comedy Festival - PEGGY O'LEARY - Creek Cave Live - CHARLIE KASOV - JIMMY LECHASE & more!

It all goes down at BRIT PACK THEATER - 153 LAFAYETTE ST 3RD FLOOR.

If you want to attend, you MUST RSVP. Email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE 9:00pm on FRIDAY JAN 9TH at 8pm.

This month's password is: JAZZ DADS.

The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN! 

DOORS AT 8:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D! See ya Friday!


Enjoy,
Terresa =)

1/17 - Hoff's Horrorfest Presents: H. P. LOVECRAFT'S NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD! Free Comedy, Beer, Popcorn & Film!

Facebook Event Here!

Saturday, January 17, 2015 @ 9:30PM
Brit Pack
153 Lafayette Street, 3rd Floor
New York, NY

On Saturday, January 17th, Hoff Matthews (HP5000) hosts a free comedy show and horror movie screening, featuring stand-up from Hoff and Charla Lauriston (Clench and Release, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) followed by the rare* 1993 anthology film H. P. LOVECRAFT'S NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD! There’ll be free beer and popcorn and enough eldritch phantasy to leave you gibbering in uncommunicable madness!

*"Rare" in that it was never released on DVD in the US. Obviously nothing's all that rare if you're willing to scrounge around on eBay for a while like I did.

It all goes down at 9:30pm, January 17th, at Britpack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan). Be there and be SCAREDDD!

Enjoy,
Terresa =)

12/19 - Hoff's HorrorFest Presents Black Christmas! Free Comedy, Movie, Popcorn & Beer!

Friday, December 19th, 2014
9PM
Brit Pack
153 Lafayette Street, 3rd Floor
New York, NY
Facebook Event Here


On Friday, December 19th, Hoff Matthews 

(HP5000) hosts a free comedy show and horror

 movie screening, featuring stand-up from Hoff 

and Jeff Cerulli (Industry Night, Hungry)

 followed by 1974's Black Christmas, the

 second-best slasher movie ever made. There’ll

 be free popcorn and beer and enough holiday-

themed horror to erase "Wonderful 

Christmastime" from your brain!

It all goes down at 9pm, December 19th, at 

Britpack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan). 

Be there and be SCAREDDD!

Terresa =)

12/12 - HP 5000 - Free Comedy and Free Drinks!

FACEBOOK EVENT HERE!
Hey friends - 

We've got a big show- it's called HP5000 - free drinks & comedy from some amazing, legendary talents, including Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes, WFMU) and Julia Prescott (in from LA! contributor for Vice!)... More info below - you MUST RSVP in order to attend so RSVP TODAY. Email back if you have any more questions... 

Ho! Ho Ho! FREE Comedy & Free Drinks THIS FRIDAY!

HP5000 - Free drinks, free comedy December 12TH AT 9
$free

Fake Brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser are back! FREE BOOZE! FREE SHOW! 

DAVE HILL - Tasteful Nudes/WFMU, JULIA PRESCOTT - VICE/NerdMelt, 
MATT WAYNE - See You In Hell, 
RAMON RIVAS - Accidental Comedy Fest, BRANDON SCOTT WOLF - UCB/Weekend Update, 
LISA SOBIN - See You Next Tuesday & 
more!

BRIT PACK THEATER - 153 LAFAYETTE ST 3RD FLOOR.

This month's password is: HEAVY METAL.
The show is always over capacity - it's a fun time and we want to make sure you GET IN! So…

If you want to go to the show, email BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password & number of people in your party BEFORE 9:00pm on FRIDAY DEC 12th. DOORS AT 8:45. LINE UP EARLY, EVEN IF YOU RSVP'D! See ya Friday!

Enjoy,

Terresa :)

10/21 - The VFW Show - Free Food, Cheap Drinks, Free Comedy!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 at 8PM
Veterans of Foreign Wars

222 22nd St, Brooklyn

Facebook Event Here!

This Tuesday Hoff Matthews moves his backyard cookout show inside with The VFW Show, a free stand-up comedy show in the back room of a Brooklyn VFW hall! There'll be free home-cooked food, cheap drinks at the bar, and hilarious stand-up from Hoff and his guest performers, including:

Garrett Barnes!
Tim Duffy!
Sam Evans!
Jaqi Furback!
Dan Goodman!
and Rojo Perez!

It all goes down at 8pm on Tuesday, October 21st, at:

VFW Parisi-Torre Post No. 8903
222 22nd St.
Brooklyn, NY 11232

Note: Everything’s free except the drinks, which are cheap (and there’s no minimum), so be nice to our bartender and don’t BYOB.

See you there!

Have a funny one,
Terresa =)

10/18 - Hoff's Horrorfest - Free Stand-Up Comedy Show & Horror Movie Screening with Free Beer + Popcorn!

Saturday, October 18, 2014 @ 11PM
Britpack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan)
Facebook Event

Halloween is coming up, and comedian Hoff Matthews (HP5000) is celebrating with a free late-night comedy show and horror movie screening! It’s HOFF’S HORRORFEST, featuring stand-up from Hoff and guest performer Ben Kissel (The Last Podcast on the Left) followed by the amazing 1985 horror film DEMONS. There’ll be free popcorn and beer and a general atmosphere of spooky insanity!

It all goes down at 11pm, Saturday, October 18th, at Britpack (3rd floor, 153 Lafayette, Manhattan). 

Be there and be SCAREDDD!

Have a Horrorfest-atic time!
Terresa =)

10/10 - HP 5000 - Free Comedy and Free Drinks!! RSVP!

FREE DRINKS / FREE COMEDY / DAVE HILL, ANTHONY ATAMANUIK & MORE!

Friday, October 10, 2014

Brit Pack

153 Lafayette St, New York, New York 10013

FACEBOOK EVENT HERE

RSVP: See below in BOLD!

Hey buds - this Friday, October 10th at 9pm, fake brothers Hoff Matthews & Lukas Kaiser are putting on a fun-ass show... It's free and has free booze and stuff. Bring your friends. Details (and how to guarantee a seat for the show) below:

FRIDAY OCT 10TH - 9PM. Stand up from: Dave Hill (WFMU, this American Life), Anthony Atamanuik (Death By Roo Roo, Cartoon Network), Roger Hailes (MTV, Comedy Central), Charles Gould (Charles By The Way, UCB), Lisa Sobin (C U Next Tuesday) Brett Osinoff and more!

The password for this month's show is: COP THRILLER.

This show fills up FAST so if you definitely want to come, please email us at BRITPACKRENTALS@GMAIL.COM with the password in the subject line (and the number of guests in your party). We had to turn away around 40 people last month, we don't wanna do that again, so email us please!

SEE YOU FRIDAY!

Enjoy,
Terresa =)


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8/19 - Free Summer Cookout Comedy Show - Free Burgers and Dogs!

Tuesday, 8/19/14 at 8 PM
Veteran of Foreign Wars
222 22nd Street
Brooklyn, NY 11232

More details and RSVP at Facebook event


Just like your family barbecue, except without the weirdo racist uncles!* It's this month's Summer Cookout Comedy Show, hosted by Hoff Matthews (HP5000) on August 19th! We’ll be serving burgers, veggie burgers, hot dogs, and hilarious stand-up from Hoff and our terrific lineup of guest performers, including:

Drew Dowdey!
Aaron Glaser!
Lizzie Martinez!
Matt Nedostup!
Aalap Patel!
And Daniel Simonsen!

It all goes down at 8pm on Tuesday, August 19th, in the backyard of:

VFW Parisi-Torre Post No. 8903
222 22nd St.
Brooklyn, NY 11232

Note: Everything’s free except the drinks, which are cheap (and there’s no minimum), so be nice to our bartender and don’t BYOB.

See you there!

*Absence of weirdo racist uncles not guaranteed

Enjoy,
Terresa :)